Van

The car used to abduct children
Always trying to flirt girls but ends up getting hated on
He tries not to try hard at all
Gets bullied by BIG KIDS

Van:"Hey, baby.."
Girl slaps Van in the face

by Frixion fred March 14, 2019

Vans

A shoe brand that is very popular among teenagers

Nice vans Bro

by xXViNtAgEsWaGXx March 19, 2019

Van

Van is a deep guy, very interested in learning about the world around him. He can confidently say “I am not an apple” in polish, and can even make an origami crane.

Van is a quality guy.

by BigDaddyBrandon June 6, 2019

Miss Van-Zanten

A dumb as teacher who shouldn't teach because she fucking sucks a teaching.

Miss Van-Zanten

by Syuzu September 12, 2019

chester van

A Chester van is a large white van that is use to abduct kids.

Mary: look at that Chester van over there

Jane: be careful you might get kidnapped

by Calf_Man September 14, 2019

Van Mourik's Law

Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".

Gotta drink some more coffee. Van Mourik's law and all that...

by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019