Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

vanity weight

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015

Vanilla

A game without mods.

I had to get nraas mods for my sims 3 game. The game runs like crap vanilla.

by UrbanBrokenDragon August 22, 2015

vanilla glove

When one ejaculates on their hand, and then slaps their partner with said ejaculate.

In trying to remain classy, I offered her the option of the vanilla glove.

by Forblano September 7, 2015

Vanilla Twizler

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.

I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.

by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015

Vanilla Ice

It could be a name of a ice cream or a motherfucking rapper from Detroit

Dude,look it's Vanilla Ice!
I love Vanilla Ice

by Darcey Dazer Dreamer 1233 May 15, 2016

Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady

I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma

by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016