Unicorn

While your lady is casually dropping a loaf, walk in and place the tip of your member up against her forehead whilst shouting “unicorn”. She will love this…results may vary

Bill: did you hear about Geoff? He gave his wife a unicorn…his wake is on Tuesday”

by Maybe on Wednesday February 22, 2025

Unicorn

A very rare hard to find once in a lifetime Kind of man that is wealthy, nice, and respectful, & gives freely & doesnt get pissed or expect anything in return. A man who actually just wants to help. Every sugar baby's DREAM.

yall! Its goin down! I FINALLY FOUND A UNICORN after my 29yrs of existence on this earth. !!! :) #WeAintBrokeNOMore

by BunnyNextDoorXO June 04, 2021

Unicorn

The birth of the unicorn comes from a Billy goat mating with a miniature shetland pony in the cornfields of central Iowa. Which in turn makes the most Majestic little fuckers known to man. The unicorns are nothing as they seem in the movies they are actually only about 2 1/2 feet tall and they are ruthless little suits that grunt and romp.

Hey did you go to the cornfield in Iowa when you were there? I heard if you walk to deep into them you will get attacked by a pack of majestic unicorns...

by Crispyshelbycake April 26, 2021

Unicorn

To pull a unicorn means to do something unique

Gary pulled a real unicorn when he pimp-lapped that hoe.

by Adams L January 30, 2023

Unicorn

A man with a large penis, erect as the horn of the mythic beast

I've seen his penis, he's a unicorn

by Malachy Malarkey October 08, 2019

Unicorn

An underweight horse that comes to a point.
Why the heck did you look this up?

Oh look at the random unicorn on capital hill!

by Bear0425 December 08, 2021

Unicorn

A man who is honest,faithful,loving but still has balls and stands his ground. Often his name is Steve/Steven/Stephen.

A gentleman but bad boy at the same time

He seems perfect he must be a unicorn

by Almighty one May 16, 2022