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The Vampire To My Unicorn

an amazing person, the best boyfriend in the world; very commonly perfect in every way; occasionally depressed, but never holds a grudge against his girlfriend
"On the card, I told my boyfriend he was the vampire to my unicorn."
by KellyLovesIcedTea January 16, 2009
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Unicorn meat

by Jim Steiner December 20, 2019
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unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
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unicorn bae

A unicorn bae is a boyfriend or girlfriend who is like a pet.
Nancy:You should get a unicorn bae,mine is so cute.Sally:I totally have a unicorn bae and he is rainbowtastic
by EmoLillyx October 25, 2015
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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
by Mateo_Harveez August 17, 2021
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Unside-down dead unicorn

When you and your partner get on the top bunk of a bunk bead with rails and the receiving partner assumes doggy style and the delivering partner does a handstand and leans the package into the desired hole while convulsing and making horse noises
"Omg. Becky, kyle and I did the Unside-down dead unicorn last night on the top bunk and it rocked my world"
by CerberusX01 October 16, 2021
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Unicorn Tree

A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.
I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010
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