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Two Five

50 Cents cousin Two-Five (two Five)
also known as continental and 25 Cent

way better than 50 cent
Yo did u hear that new song by Two Five

"My Block"
by Shady Narcotics October 18, 2007
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two guys 1 screwdriver

a dude puts a screw driver in his dick while another man fucks him from behind and they both yell ohhh baby fuck yeah,then the one with the screwdriver in his penis hole drives it in farther get it drives like screwdriver anyway he floors that shit in their and he cums and his cum sprays in 2 directions
*guy 1:did you see that two guys 1 screwdriver last night
*guy 2:no you gay faggot
by assraper69 December 29, 2015
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two bagger

A two bagger is an ugly chick in which two paper bags are used. One to cover her face,..and one to cover your face incase hers falls off.
Last night, I banged this chick but she was a two bagger.
by Chamelion June 28, 2006
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TWO DATE RULE

FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.

FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"

DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
by L.MARTIN September 27, 2005
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two-bagger

A chick so nasty ugly that you have to put two bags over her head during sex just in case she chews through the first one.
My roommate usually only lands two-baggers
by Shih Ninja May 28, 2004
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two man advantage

In hockey(the best sport ever) when the oponent has two players in the penalty box they call the term two man advantage(for the other team of course)
by Canadianhockeydude May 10, 2003
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Two-Hundred Pounder

Two-Hundred Pounder too hun-drid poun-der:
(n.) - 1. A sizeable man, 2. One who personifies characteristics of manliness.3.A man known for wearing T-Shirts larger than M and pants larger than 34”. (adj.) - An envious term for an individual/event that is oft envied.
Origin: U.S.A., Southern District of FL. English Vernacular.
(n.)
1. The smaller, weaker men cowered in the corner while the two-hundred pounder had his fill.
2. The two-hundred pounder could bench press more parties than the sobers.
(adj.)
1. Rookie Partier: “Broseph, that party was raging last night!”
Veteran Partier: “I know, that party was obviously two-hundred pounds.”
by Terrence Barnsworth December 9, 2008
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