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Twitter

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"
by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021
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Twitter

Twitter absolutely sucks. Don’t use it. Seriously. People there are toxic as hell and it drains your iq to the size of a goldfish. Politics everywhere, assholes begging for attention, cancelling someone for using SARCASM of all things, the works. You’re better off deepthroating a hotdog than spending a minute on that website, at least you learn something. Trust me it ain’t worth it. Your brain will thank you later.
Guy 1: Hey I was thinking about using Twitter and-
Guy 2: Don’t. Trust me on this one dude.
by Duckos February 15, 2021
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Twitter

A terrible place packed to the brim with children/adults that are children who hate fun and people who have fun and just people in general; everybody hates the site yet will continue to use it because we are a foolish species who are doomed to repeat our worst mistakes. Speaking of which, let me go check twitter.
"Hey, did you see the news about ___ on Twitter this morning? I heard that they were getting cancelled fo-"
"God let me escape this blue, winged hell"
by epicgamner69 December 18, 2022
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Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
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Twitter

An app to get canceled on and hated by the internet because everyone is sexist, racist, homophobic and more according to Twitter. Getting canceled on Twitter is like playing Russian Roulette. Nobody is safe, just lucky.
Random user: Hey guys...

Twitter: Did you just assume somebody's gender?!? CANCELLED!!!
by Monkelivesmatter March 3, 2021
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twitter shagger

The Twitter Shagger is a cryptid that is said to dwell somewhere in the depths of the social media website twitter.com.

Very little is currently known about the Twitter Shagger other than that
1. whatever it is, it is probably horny, and
2. everybody on Twitter wants to know what it is.

There is not yet any consensus among Cryptozoologists as to what sort of creature the Twitter Shagger is, since descriptions taken from alleged sightings of the beast vary wildly, but some have speculated that the Twitter Shagger either physically resembles, or has a particular fondness for, parrots.
Someone on Twitter (probably): "Can someone please tell me who or what a #TwitterShagger is, and why the hell is it trending?!?"

Someone else: "It's 2:00 in the morning and I'm still trying to figure out who the Twitter Shagger is."
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twitter user khi

twitter user khi is @merc4pfs biggest opp.
fuck twitter user khi ” - merc4pf
by ihyskip January 6, 2021
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