twitter

a place where anything and everything goes to die a slow and painful death from being cancelled

I deleted twitter because I realized I had a life.

by narigi421 October 29, 2022

Twitter

Where god doesn’t exist and every word you say is a slur

Hey guys, have you been in Twitter?
Nah man, Twitter sucks ass

by Mrsymphony April 12, 2021

Twitter

Donald Trump's search engine

Fuck Twitter

by koolcid633 June 4, 2017

twitters/Twitters

An alternative usage for the word "Twitter"---possibly of British origin.

1D's Louis Tomlinson prefers "twitters/Twitters" to other social media networks.

by Jesus Chameleon October 19, 2012

Irish twitter

Subset of Twitter users from Ireland, generally from middle-class Dublin background, who consider themselves elite on the site due to overlapping interests/discussion topics. 'Irish twitter' people are most likely to assemble in person at The Workman's Club.

"He's an abuser??? OMG, like he's SUCH a big name on Irish Twitter"

by luwd December 27, 2019

Twitter

A literal Dumpster fire, the only good parts are when you say something educational or in a minor section that won’t throw a hissy fit over the first syllable of your sentence

Person 1: I have a Twitter profile
Person 2: Why are you signed in to the Dumpster fire that is Twitter.com

by Json1040 May 31, 2022

Twitter

That piece of skin between the twat and the shitter. Aka the {taint}

Did you get any on your Twitter?, or "did you shave that Twitter yet?"

by Lill D May 21, 2020