Turtle Burger

Another word for a hermaphrodite.

Lady GaGa is a total Turtle Burger.

by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 1, 2010

Upside-Down Sea Turtle

The sex position in which both you and your partner are hanging from the ceiling, while still doing the nasty.

"Hey dude ya know Luc?"

"Yeah"

"He totally did the Upside-Down Sea Turtle with that Thelma girl"

"Aww nice thats awesome!"

by tboner1939 May 8, 2010

toss the turtle

Going to take a shit

Hey man, I'll be right back. I gotta go toss the turtle.

by catkicker mcpeeee June 3, 2010

turtle fuck

When you do your bitch doggie style under the coffee table, when she sticks her head out the other side you punch it. Hince the word turtle fuck

Joseph turtle fucked his old lady that is why she has a knot on the back of her head

by Made Man August 21, 2006

turtle

When someone's backpack is so big that it makes him/her look like he/she has a turtle shell. Therefore, they are a turtle.

"Dude, why do you look like such a turtle?"
"I have to carry 3 textbooks and 4 binders. Shut up man. It's not my fault."

by runner_soccer28 February 8, 2010

turtles

a breaker move like the cricket except instead of bouncing from hand to hand you have your elbows in your gut and your spining in a circle by slightly raising your hand shifting if and puting it back down. keep dooing this from hand to hand until you've gone around in a complete cirle

turtles are easy to do as long as you can hold the freeze.

by blazed December 16, 2004

Turtlehead

When you have to crap really bad but are constipated and can only get the end of the poo to pop out and back in repeatedly.

Dude, get out of the bathroom already!

Sorry, got a turtlehead I'm trying to get out!

by anonymous967842 June 8, 2009