I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time

Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice

by TheExtraName February 10, 2021

bite a tall person day

April 20th is bite a tall person day, go ahead take a bite out of anyone taller then 5,5

Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me

Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot

by Lindseylohansuperfan April 18, 2021

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

Hug your tallest friend day

On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else

Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day

by Unsub October 27, 2021

six foot tall and bulletproof

meaning thinking you're super strong and nothing can hurt you

"Yepp I walked up to the fight all by myself, no weapon or none. You know I think I'm six foot tall and bulletproof."

by kashmunnii November 13, 2021

International throw kinda tall people day

For your friends who are too tall for 'National throw short people day' but still wanna throw them without their permission. On July 29th, you're able to throw anyone who's 5'6 1/2 or shorter

Let throw them kinda tall but not that tall bitches cuz it's International throw kinda tall people day

by Shit Of The Stain October 14, 2021