RUSTY TUCKER

The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.

Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.

by Taytaygaygay July 21, 2023

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Mel Tuckered

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.

So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but they he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.

by Beebs76 October 2, 2023

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Lip Tickler

When you pipe real small so you can’t bruise the cervix, just tickle dem lips.

That dude vince ain’t packing so girls call him the lip tickler

by Da HBK October 17, 2023

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Floating a Ticket

Floating a ticket is a scam often employed by servers in restaurants. It is usually accomplished by ringing in one generic ticket (e.g. a water and salad bar) and handing the same check to multiple persons. This is of course impossible to use with credit cards as an authorization is required. Obviously, floating a ticket constitutes theft and could result in prosecution. So don't do it.

Server 1: I've got to pay my rent in three days and I'm a buck fifty behind.
Server 2: Float a couple of salad bars. That shouldn't be a problem.
Server 1: Isn't floating a ticket illegal?
Server 2: Only if you get caught.

by Mr. Woodford June 1, 2009

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