Mikey Bump

N; Adj;

Term used to describe the massive size of a Cocaine hit, popular term used in the Orange County Area.

Syn; half-g bump, Mount Everest hit, fuck-me-up fam, instant revive, skeeyee

Holy shit, that Mikey bump fucked me up! It filled up that whole mini metal shovel. I felt like I was skiing on Mount Everest.

by My Keys 🔑 March 5, 2024

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Bump Cushion

A large (or small) ball of dough creating a 1:1:1:1 mixture of crisco, whole wheat flour, sugar, and borax, designed to poison cockroaches through dehydration.

Hank: “Dude, what is this giant glob of

dough sitting on your counter?”
Leroy: “Oh, that’s just a Bump Cushion I

made this morning.”

by SmallBoyJohnson October 12, 2019

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A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

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