potato ass

N. An ass (Gludius Maximus in Latin) that has the rough texture, viscosity and taste as a potato.

A. A way to describe someone so socially inept that they have the rough sociological capacity of a potato. Suffix of "ass" included for emphasis.

N --> I was about to get down with this girl but she had a really bad case of potato ass.

A --> Did you see Jim at the party? That potato ass mofo just sat in the corner the while time.

by The Tenth Circle August 11, 2016

Potato/Cat

Defined as a cat mutated into a potato do to the advantageous benefits of being made completely of starch.

"Wow, that's a well grown potato/cat!"
"Hey it's not called a PotatoCat it's called a Potato/Cat

by TlustyTai June 22, 2009

Potato Launcher

A Potato Launcher is usually an unmounted grenade launcher (such as the Thumper in Modern Warfare 2.) Just like a mounted grenade launcher (Noob tube), it is commonly used by noobs to get easy kills, since it does not require any skill (or, not a lot.) It comes from the fact that grenade's shapes seem like potatoes, and from ''real'' potato launchers built by people all around the world in real life.

Goddamn noob just killed me with his potato launcher!

by Eljmaster July 14, 2010

Potato lickin

When The person your giving a blowjob to has a big brown penis and you lick inside of the peehole

I gave Tyron a bj last night and while I gave him a bj I did a potato lickin

by Lil white November 16, 2017

Potato kings

citizens of idaho

Then durn potato kings over there in the west...

by PyroPenguin December 10, 2003

fuck potato

A dildo that is so big it looks like your about to shove a potato up your ass.

Sarah: I just got a huge dildo!
Connie: Damn you got a fuck potato?
Sarah: Yeah it's even yellow

by XXXChicken_FuckerXXX May 18, 2018

cooch potato

a porn addict, typically male; someone who would rather sit and watch porn than interact with women.

Andy: I'm getting action and I don't even have to brush my teeth!

Jimmy: Wow! Your wife is wonderful woman.

Andy: I'm too horny for actual sex. I meant porn.

Jimmy: You lousy cooch potato.

by Hu Phlung Pu March 2, 2011