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bun in the oven

state of being pregnant
I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.
by Fred October 11, 2003
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Dutch Bun in the Oven

Similar to a Dutch Oven, in which one farts under the bed covers and traps a person underneath said covers, forcing them to sniff your vile ass fumes.

With a Dutch Bun in the Oven, you actually have a length of turd hanging out of your asshole, thereby adding potency and immediacy to the oven.

A Dutch Oven shart.
I almost made my girl puke this morning when I trapped her under the covers and sharted out half a turd, screaming DUTCH BUN IN THE OVEN!!!
by mbossss October 21, 2010
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The Obama Deception

The Obama Deception is a hard-hitting film by Alex Jones that completely destroys the myth that Barack Obama is working for the best interests of the American people. The Obama phenomenon is a hoax carefully crafted by the captains of the New World Order. He is being pushed as savior in an attempt to con the American people into accepting global slavery.
by ericsnow March 15, 2009
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The Old Lady

An old lady that always calls the cops.
by chode April 9, 2006
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the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
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Point out the Obvious

When somebody asks you something that you are obviously doing.
Joe: *Reading Newspaper*
Bob: Hey Joe! Are you reading the newspaper?
Joe: Way to Point out the Obvious Bob...
by Sgtbagel March 20, 2010
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The One Ninja

An incredible, sexy, and blundering ninja who entertains as many people as he kills. His videos are things of beauty and he is known to coin many phrases, usually words beginning with "a" with a "ninj"-prefix added to them.
"I am The One Ninja!"

"And here is, Ninja sauce!"
by The Great Kraken August 28, 2007
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