mattress eater

hoNEyYBeES

being a mattress eater is not healthy bro

by jaymethazine May 16, 2021

cherry eater

When a man goes down on a girl while on her period

He’s a cherry eater.

by Multiplejoints December 19, 2024

Man Eater

When you cum on a woman tits then you lick up your own cum

Jack: Did you hear about Jimmy ?
Robert: No What Happened ?
Jack: Jimmy came on Sara's tits and licked him up. He is a man eater.

by James Monroe May 21, 2023

delpad the fetus eater

the being got created after the covid 19 it began to kill. kill everything it got too bad so the humans had to flee to the bunkers and now we live in the underground world of monkey and the delpad is still roaming around

agghh the delpad the fetus eater is mad why is it always in the dawn

by delpad January 12, 2022

Snow eater

A person who forcibly jerks off dogs to make it produce "snow" (semen) and proceeds to lick it up freaky style. The person then proceeds to have an intense meltdown for 30 minutes because he got high on the dog's semen.

"I'm addicted to being a Snow eater... Dogs are just so sexy"

by UbearAq March 6, 2024

Thumb eater

Someone who has a weird obsession with eating things that a not food such as thumb and other stuff of that matter

Friend: ew why is your brother trying to eat that cup?

Friend 2: I don’t know he’s such a thumb eater

by Yeety yacht December 31, 2020

Uber Eater

An Uber Eater is a guy who tells his wife or girlfriend he’s going out to deliver food, but makes at least two stops along the way to **** at least two of his booty call lovers

I don’t know if I can handle that boy anymore. He keeps coming around while he tells his wife he is delivering food to want to go down on me. He’s an Uber Eater (or Uber EatHer?). Nasty.

by Da Mistress December 7, 2020