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Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.
Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.
by Urban Frank December 2, 2017
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Christian Asylum

A term used when people of Christian faith go to after the time of retirement to live there years within the Holy Spirit.
My dad wanted to go to the Christian Asylum once he’s of age.
by PastorsRLife September 24, 2019
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Christian Witzke

Christian Witzke is the biggest waste of height to ever roam the earth, which he takes up half of because of his sheer size. Scientists have concluded that he might have a little zest due to the fact he does not speak to the female species. Christian loves to eat, it is actually his main sport. He also plays soccer and lacrosse as a goalkeeper (he takes up the whole goal). Christian also has bad knees from holding up the weight of his gargantuan body. Due to his extreme weight he runs like a snake moving side to side as he runs. Christian is very un intelligent scoring a high of 73 on his music test.
You have to loose weight you are becoming Christian Witzke.
(This substitutes for obese)
by By Shane Schgrodum October 17, 2023
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christian and sarah

Christian and Sarah are the type of people you would always want to hang out with they are super laid back but can also make you laugh till you start puking. These have a friendship you can never Earase even if you split them apart they will always find a way to find each other these people are kinda really awkward but always get a way to make everything they do real smooth. They have an amazing personality together they can do infinity together. They make each other feel like they can do anything when you are crying they will always find a way to make you end up smiling. Even tho they may be complete neeerrddss they are always great friends. They will always be there for each other whether it’s watchomg night shinanigams together or eating a box of fruity pebbles u will never find them mad at each other.
Matt- yooo it’s christian and Sarah
Me- no way bro I wonder what trouble they are getting into now
by Pastry doow 84 March 4, 2018
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Trump Christian

Puesdo Christian who only use bible verses that support their feelings. They only like white people.
Trump Christians do not u understand the big picture of the Bible.
by Wordsrimportant October 20, 2019
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Christian Harassment

1. A persistent and aggressive form of demanding that another join the Christian faith.

2. Intimidation or coercion employed to convert others to Christianity or another Religion

3. Threats made with claims that another will go to hell, that they need to seek Jesus or have Jesus forced upon them.

4. The denial of basic reality in lieu of claiming that, in essence, the only solution to essentially all problems is to 'turn to Jesus,' become Christian, abandon one's own sacred personal identity or cease enjoyable activities based on arbitrary and often out of context scripture or disingenuous conjecture made from a position of willful ignorance.

5. Claims made with the implication of medical authority by quacks or Christian brand witch doctor; also claims made from pseudo-authority to any other trade, skill, profession or area of expertise.

6. Unyielding political sedition, treason, terrorism or other criminal activity for the result of forcing others to conform to perceived Christian values.

7. Nihilistic, psychopathic and pedophilic behaviors veiled in aggressive psychological projection onto others and under the auspices of Christianty.
These people won't stop with their Christian harassment, they even come knocking on my door to "tell me the good news of the lord"
by Sith-Mother Stefani May 2, 2023
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kateri and christian

The cutest couple ever to be together on earth. Everybody is always wishing to be a couple like them.
Kateri and Christian are the cutest couple ever.
by paisleyploeger@rcisd.net November 21, 2016
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