one button user

Someone who knows so little about computers that more than one button will confuse them.

"The users computer had eight buttons. After I guided this person through pushing all buttons over the phone to no effect. It turned out that the computer wasn't plugged in. Clearly she's a One Button User."

by MadMatter007 July 16, 2014

so buttons

Sow buttons is what you say instead of so what? Like when you say so and the other persons says sow buttons ! Like sow buttons on your shirt but no one is sowing it’s just a silly friendly way to react to someone who says so… and it’s something my fathers mother told him when he was young and he says it to me his daughter and I will continue with saying it to my children. It’s been in my family for over 100 years so yeah it’s a family saying. Rand

Like when you say so and the other persons says sow buttons ! Like sow buttons on your shirt but no one is sowing it’s just a silly friendly way to react to someone who says so so buttons

by Misswillowglen January 12, 2023

wrinkle button

Simply a butthole. It’s wrinkly and shaped like a button.

“Guys, my Girlfriend let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 16, 2024

wrinkle button

Simply a butt hole, it looks like a button and is wrinkly.

“My girl let me stick it in her wrinkle button last night”

by The Wrinkliest Button January 16, 2024

CHOKER BUTTON

CHOKER BUTTON is a womans nose. If they are giving a blow job and their nose hits the man.. they know to stop.. so they dont choke.

She was going down to hard, she was hitting the CHOKER BUTTON all day.

by F1CYCLEFAN April 19, 2012

Q Button

Usally used in anger, the "q button" is pressed, meaning to destroy the thing your mad at

Grrrr, this file is taking forever to download, i wanna press the Q button on this thing

by Mr. Hilarious October 12, 2008

Button Moon

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.

Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.

by Movis123 October 18, 2013