Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

ape-rehension

The English skills of an ape

Person 1: imma fuk yuo up
Person 2: You have wonderful ape-rehension

by GeekSlayer37 October 14, 2016

dumb ape

1. An amatuer investor who buys stocks based on hype and a total lack of understanding for market conditions, valuations and long term strategy.

2. A person who dumps all of their life savings into the stock market and then tries to convince everyone they know to do the same thing in the hopes that it will create enough hype to create a short term growth bubble.

Mike: Bro you see what Duke just did?

Steve: No what?
Mike : That DUMB APE just dropped his savings into some ev startup thats been super hyped and hasn't even sold a car.
Steve : Ugh so should we buy some?
Mike : Umm I guess...

by pympkane December 6, 2021

Carmel ap physics

This will be the worst mistake of your life. If you do not have a promising career in nasa or some shit, don’t do this to yourself. I’m telling you now. If you want to be stressed and depressed for the rest of high school, then this is the class for you. You will NOT need any of the stuff you learn in ap physics in your life ever, besides the final of the class. But, if you get real committed, you can probably learn how to crack some codes and get access to all the Oscar lists. Be careful

Taking Carmel ap physics was the worst mistake of my life and now Mr zell haunts me in my dreams and I will fail everything in life

by ccanonymous January 24, 2025

AP

Associated Press - is an American multi-national non-profit news agency based in New York City, organized in 1846. It operates as a cooperative, unincorporated association. The AP is owned by its contributing newspapers and radio and television stations in the United States, all of which contribute stories to the AP and use material written by its staff journalists...

The President sat down with the AP Associated Press to talk, talking points about the new executive order.

by www.theweeklydeals.com May 8, 2018

AP Biochemistry

1. An AP (Advanced Placement) class in high school

2. A government-endorsed torture method that makes you want to drop out of high school

1. I picked AP Biochemistry for high school, hope it goes well

2. my brain has been turned into sauerkraut and i want to die

by Average High School Student December 8, 2021

Ape juice

Its just apes pee they drink, even they put there food in it, they pee in other apes, and yeah

Guy 1: hey bro some apes eating ape juice
Guy 2: yo you are good
Guy 1: No look
Guy 2: oh my -barfs-

by Sukc August 23, 2021