Dead Crackers

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.

Are you "DEADCRACKERS" right now?
Dead Crackers though, you need to hop off.

by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

dead week

where universities choose to stop having parties because staying takes up our whole lives.....unless you go to the university of Alabama.

dude theres no parties this weekend its dead week...lets go to Alabama.

by Duduhaha December 6, 2018

dead weight

The weight at which you can no longer live with yourself weighing so much.

300lbs is my dead weight. I will eat a shell if I ever see that number on the scale.

by Jaried P Rise January 2, 2019

DEAD ASS

When somebody says DEAD ASS it means ther e serious and not fucking around

Person one: I'm fucking sad dood
Person two: I'll make you happy
Person one: how
Person two: HEHE HOOHOO
Person one: Gay ass bitch
Person two: FUCK YOU SAY
Person one: I SAID GAY ASS FUCKIN BITCH
Person two: DEAD ASS IM FUCKING SERIOUS FIGHT ME RIGHT FUCKIN NOW
Person one: *throws punches*
Person two: *dodges* FUCK YOU THINK YOU ARE
Person one: IM FUCKIN SUPERMAN *rips open shirt to reveal superman suit*
Person two: HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKIN JESUS HELP ME NOW
Person one: *gets pushed back by wind* THE FUCK
Person two: HOLY SHIT I GOT POWERS
Person three: no you dont
Person one and two: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Person three: I'm super WOMEN
Too be continued..

by Pussy ass bitch < Big dick boy February 10, 2020

Dead End

A really cool skateboard company ;)

Bro, did you see Dead End’s new piece? It’s the best!

by hahalobbedbro June 1, 2019

Dead Charlie

The creative art of masturbating without the feeling in your arm or hand. The extremity has "fallen alseep" due to poor circulation in the arm. Ultimately the sensation is that of another person, since you cannot feel your own hand performing the act.

Bill decided to perform a Dead Charlie after his hand feel asleep and was overwhelmed with the false sensation of another person jacking him off.

by BillGu February 21, 2009

dead sheep

V. The act of shearing someone's pubic hair while he/she is intoxicated or passed out.

Tony was so intoxicated last night, I dead sheeped his 31 years of man growth.

by AMacAttack September 14, 2013