kool aid tears

The holy tears of the kool aid man himself. Has regenerative properties and can even reanimate the dead!

Mr. Peanut was brought back from the dead by those kool aid tears

by Kakakyro February 3, 2020

rhys has aids

rhys contracted aids with his boyfriend in africa.

man 1: did you see that rhys has aids
man 2: yeah wtf lol

by Mandem_Nonce69 October 20, 2020

Carolina Kool-Aid

When you urinate into a vagina and then drink it.

It was a hot summer night so we made some Carolina Kool-Aid!

by Shpadoinkle! February 27, 2020

Hey Kool-Aid

When your drunk husband is peeing and falls backwards and breaks the shower door.

“Why is the shower door broken?”

“I pulled a Hey Kool-Aid.”

by Pretzal July 14, 2019

Kool-Aid smile

A long, deep, curving cut across the lower half of the face made by a razor or knife as a calling card by a rival gang or serial killer.

All the victims were found slumped over in their chairs, all blood having been drained through the killer's mark of a Kool-Aid smile.

by FreddyButt June 6, 2019

Band-aid Station

band aid station small local hospital, typically infers sub-standard care. Often used by healthcare professionals at large, cutting-edge hospitals. So named because they are only capable of basic first-aid such as applying Band-Aids.

We have to take this trauma transfer from the band-aid station.

by Ratchet RN October 30, 2018

Kool Aid Man

Jim Jones, a cult leader who made his followers drink poisoned "kool aide" and they died.

Kai from American horror story: And that is the story of jim Jones

Kai: Now,drink the kool aid!

Beverly and Ali: Bruh you ain't serious

Kai: I am the kool aid man

Kai : *pulls out gun and shoots someone who won't drink his koolaid* I am dead serious. IF YOU DON'T DRINK MY FUCKING DELICIOUS KOOLAID I WILL KILL YOU.

Ali, Winter, and Beverly: *cries and drinks koolaid* what the fuck though who messed you up

Kai: *takes drugs* yo I'm just messing with you my koolaid is normal.

Winter: *Gives stank eye*

by Sksksksksksss September 1, 2019