cooking a wellington

The act of wrapping a welshmans john thomas in tin foil and gently warming over a scented candle flame

I can't come out tonight, I'm cooking a wellington

by yyoogghhuurrtt December 19, 2013

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

Cooked

a.To be done with a person personality and tired of their ways.
b.Mentality or physically tired.

Jay's mom has me cooked. She is retarded and lame, can't understand why she lets him and his sister stay at friend's house but not at their own father house. IM COOKED!

by Trickyricky818 January 2, 2023

kristy cook

Cheats on all her mans and takes loads of seman and loves juicy cock from number 18 quarterback

kristy cook love anal

by Alex baugh January 23, 2024

I'm cooked

Another way of saying "I'm done for" or "I'm screwed". Usually something said by someone who believes they are unlovable

"No one wants me, I'm cooked"

by WeirdAlLover February 25, 2024

Cooked your bacon

One who catches an STD or infection of the genitals. Originated in Yakima Valley 509.

Is that the girl who cooked your bacon???

by Panda Crew May 3, 2009

Cooked fish

When you are about to have sex and she undresses and she stinks so badly but you just gotta tap that so you dive in anyway.

Man I cooked fish last night!

by 019-2830192830182308123 August 7, 2024