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Cooking with Ronnie

10/10 cooking with Ronnie is the best show
by Papa69 June 20, 2017
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Cook jesse

This means to cook meth. It is a reference to the show "breaking bad" where the star character, "walter white" said, "Cook jesse, cook!".
by Bxmbsqxd September 20, 2024
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The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019
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Cooked

1. When someones been on drugs a long time and it's affected them noticeably, like when they do some tweaker like or just dumb addict type shit
2. Someone thats just so detached from reality and dumb that they seem npc like but not quite, like borderline retarded, not like the downs or autism or other special way, but just slow or dumb like empty headed
3. Someone thats just so outta pocket kind of fucken weird, tweaker-y, or perma fried stoned that you dont know wtf to say when they do something
1. Dude you're cooked, youve been tweaking and trying to tie a shawl into a car seat cover for 4 hours
2.dude you grabbed the square block, looked at the square hole and still got mad it wouldnt fit the triangle hole, you're so cooked
3. Bud i swear to god you're cooked the way you just grab something, put it on your head, stare at a random person, and walk away
by Azzy azrael June 17, 2023
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You are cooked

This term refers to being done for or in a terrible situation. Synonym for "You are screwed."
"It is 11:40pm and you've only done 10% of the homework that's due at 11:59, you are cooked!"
by salam25 September 8, 2025
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Fully Cooked

meal or entree that has been on the stove long enough to render the hapless occupant of the pan totally motionless and probably dead
Hey man, is that steak fully cooked yet, or should I go cut another piece off the beast?
by bws July 10, 2001
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Slow Cooking

Sitting in a hotboxed room until you are thoroughly gassed
Smoking gets me too high, so i'm fine with slow cooking until i'm good.
by roscy September 4, 2019
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