sparrow tits

A woman with particularly small and underdeveloped breasts.
Dude, she's got sparrow tits, I've seen bigger peanuts!
by gunduz February 23, 2006
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Tit Nipply

"It's a tit nipply out this mornin', son. Let's get the cows fed sos we can get inside and watch football."
by Dr. Shatner June 06, 2004
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indented tits

very small tits that pretty much go in not out
Hey Amy and Jessica, you must hav indented tits because when you wear tight clothing nothing sticks out!

by gooddawg234 September 13, 2007
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fucking tits

an expression, usually loud with a great amount of passion, that can represent joy, anger and anything in between
"Fucking tits! She wants to bang me!"

"I just got an F on my final...fucking tits!"
by Frederikson c304 January 30, 2006
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Cocaine Tits

Referring to the deflated breasts of a female who abuses Cocaine. The appearance is generally accepted as unsightly: pickled areola, nipples seemingly sad or otherwise uninterested in being part of the boob, vicious tiger stripes/stretch marks, severe drooping or the appearance of being subjected to mega-gravitational pull.

Upon touch, Cocaine Tits are said to resemble the feel of cheap sandwich baggies half full of water
Him: So, bro. Did you tag that last night?!

His friend: ...Yeah. I ...I tagged it...

Him: Why the long face, bro?

His friend: She had a mean case of Coke tit

Him: Nooooo...aw God that sucks. I thought she'd have

slammin rack

His friend: I thought that too, until she took off her bra and I witnessed a slow motion waterfall of fail flappers cascade halfway down her stomach.

Him: Fuck...I didn't even know she did coke.

His friend: Oh, dude. You don't remember Herald's party?

Him: Well I mean...does ANYONE remember that party? It was fucki-

His friend: She sucked 4, count em, 4 black dudes off in the bathroom for a bump of shitty ghetto powder that was stepped on so fucking hard that the only thing that looks more stepped on is her listless, shapeless Cocaine Tits.

Him: That's straight fucked, bro.

His friend: Straight fucked.
by Federal Expression October 22, 2011
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Tits in the wringer

Before you get your tits in the wringer,just listen to ehat i have to say.
by C.R. DUMAS October 06, 2005
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Watusi tits

female breasts that resemble hanging long odd shape breast most commonly seen in National Geographic specials.
by KJ and friends December 07, 2007
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