Swamp Donkey

Is when a pitcher throws a pitch and gets absolutely crushed.

Pitcher: “Gonna go for slider inside” <<Pitched>>- <<WHACK>>

Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”

by SwampDonkey_1013 May 24, 2022

swamp donkey

a word used for a very fugly woman very fugly

she is a real swamp donkey, how could you! what were your motives?

by halloran May 15, 2008

Lousiana Swamp Rat

a Lousiana Swamp Rat is when you put saran wrap on your face, someone shits on it, you wrap it up, poke a hole in the wrap, then eat a girl out through the shit wrap

Hey, Mike, did you give her a Lousiana Swamp Rat?

by crux__ March 14, 2022

Swamp Viper

The status of the penile member of a man after engaging in raunchy, filthy, nasty sex. Sleeping in the marinade, and not washing the next day.

Man: "Ah man I've got such a swamp viper right now. I haven't showered in a day and banged a lot lizard for six hours."
Priest: "same"

by Jimmy big nuts February 27, 2019

Swamp Talk

Some shitty news show that nobody cares enough about to watch.

"Hey man did you see the new episode of Swamp Talk?" "Hell no, I have better things to do."

by Jameskii February 14, 2019

Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

Swamp donkey

A ratchet girl/woman who generally lives around Huntsville AL, that gives herself in trade for multiple things but usually illegal drugs. She is usually known for her scandalous ways and lack of morals. Unclean and looking unfortunate. Going from one guy to the next. Doing whatever for whatever.

Yesterday I saw a swamp donkey at papa David's house.

by BAMAbaby May 27, 2019