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Ninja Skype

The process of waiting for someone to log-on their computer/ Skype, so you receive the little Skype notice and can bounce on them for a Skype conference.
"Dude, I was totally waiting for you to log-on, so I could Ninja Skype your ass!"
by Conference man May 23, 2012
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Ninja Club

Nothing is known about the Ninja Club. They are ninjas.
...Duh...
Only that they overthrew the Stoo Pidpee Pull cult and that they exist.
"What is the Ninja Club?"
"Nobody... Knows..."
"No, seriously, who are they?"
"What part of the word NINJA don't you understand?"
"...The J..."
"Shut up."
by Orangy Snocket October 14, 2006
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Ninja-Roll

When you leave an event, party, or group of friends without saying good-bye.
I was so drunk last night I had to ninja-roll before I made a fool of myself.
by NinjaMang March 30, 2009
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Bin Ninja

The lazy or retarded ninja that hides behind a bin or barrel well his ninja brothers hide in the shadows.
Person 1: Dude did you see the ninja that came out from behind the trash can well his friends attacked from the shadows?

Person 2:Yah that lazy fuck is the bin ninja!
by jdl7889 November 26, 2009
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20 Ninjas

A phrase used when a you know someone is talking bull shit.

When you know the persons story has virtually no accuracy what-so-ever and that the person makes them-self out to be the best.

This phrase comes from the fact that when the story is told that anything can happen to make the story teller sound cool and tough, such as I was in a fight with 20 ninjas and I beat them all in 20 seconds.
Story Teller: I was walking along the street then 5 gangsters jumped me. 7 of these gangsters had guns, they were shooting at me so I beat one up, took his gun and killed them all in one shot, because they were all in a line.

Man (to friend): Urg... 20 Ninjas
by corbane November 26, 2010
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Smug Ninjas

Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.
Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'
by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011
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information ninja

A master in the ways of gathering information. And does so in a way in which is secret and sly without anyone know you are gathering the pieces to the puzzle.
example "Coman is an information Ninja, how did he know about that for two weeks"
by Josh Herring December 26, 2008
mugGet the information ninjamug.

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