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Systems Baby

A systems baby is a youth who was incarcerated at a young age and thus, raised in the (in)Justice System. Usually, parents or legal guardians will pay child support to the state.
That boy is a mess, he's a traumatized systems baby.
by rebelde con causa June 16, 2025
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THE AI ISN'T THE ONLY ONE! RIGHT YOUTUBE!?
Hym "AI Chatbots aren't the only ones known for systematically violating mental health ethics standards. Isn't that right YouTube bitches? How about this: You do something about the YouTubers. I'll do something about your mental health standards. How does that sound?"
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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(n.) /ˌsɪstəmˌkrənoʊˌstætɪkˌhɛviˌdʒʌkstəˌflɪŋˌbaɪˌstændˌsaɪzˌstækˌbækˌkoʊˌloʊniˌælˌhaɪdroʊˌdʒiˌɑ məˌtrɪkˌtrɪplˌkwɑ dˌkwɪnˌsɛksˌsɛpˌɑ ktəˌpɑ liˌsplɪtˌpoʊlɑ rˌmæɡˌnɛtɪkˌsoʊˌlɑ rˌmoʊˌlɛkjʊlərˌətɑ mɪkˌrɛˌdʒɛnəˌreɪtˌhaɪdroʊˌfoʊbɪkˌmɑ nstroʊˌkwɛtəˌnɑ nˌtri ˌhɛksəˌdoʊsiˌoʊsɪs/

A theoretical ultra-complex system phenomenon describing a gargantuan structure or entity that exhibits all of the following properties simultaneously:

Systemchronostatic: Temporally stabilized or frozen in its own isolated timeline.

Heavyjuxtaflingbystandsizestackbackcolonial: Massive, layered, and architecturally reminiscent of colonial-scale structures, often positioned or “flung” adjacently.

Hydrogeometric: Influenced by or composed of fluid-based geometries.

Triplequadquinsexsepoctapoly: Multi-dimensional numeric or structural configuration (3–8 levels).

Splitpolarmagneticsolar: Subject to polar magnetic and solar energy dynamics.

MolecularAtomicRegenerate: Capable of regeneration at molecular or atomic levels.

HydrophobicMonstroquetta: Enormous, water-repelling, quetta-scale entities or constructs.

NontreeHexadosiosis: A pseudo-biological or pseudo-structural condition manifesting in sixfold arrangements, not associated with arboreal forms.
“During the lab simulation, the AI system entered a systemchronostaticheavyjuxtaflingbystandsizestackbackcolonialhydrogeometrictriplequadquinsexsepoctapolysplitpolarmagneticsolarmolecularatomicregeneratehydrophobicmonstroquettanontreehexadosiosis state and the servers spontaneously combusted.”

“I accidentally walked into the particle accelerator’s test zone and experienced full systemchronostaticheavyjuxtafling…hexadosiosis exposure. Never again.”
by Xpertise November 20, 2025
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energy systems engineer

The energy systems engineer is an elusive breed of engineer. Often found scurrying around the forest grounds on the banks of the River Corrib, the energy systems engineer will not take very lightly the fact that you are tainting their environment with your carbon dioxide emitting ways. They have a weakness for white wine and tacos and can be captured using a butterfly net.
"Derek! I think I have just seen the lesser spotted energy systems engineer in it's natural habitat!"
"Jolly good, William, but what is that curious sound it is making?"
"It is difficult to hear, Derek, but it sounds like it is hashtagging Longford."
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Living systems

Pain just pain but sometimes laughter
*sees someone dying*

“Me in living systems”
by Livingsystemssucks December 9, 2020
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Darkspeed Systems

A chad group agianst the Lightspeed Web Filter. They create proxies and games for students.
Friend: "Man, im so bored and lightspeed filter blocks everything."

Me:"Use the new games site by Darkspeed!"

Friend:"who tf is darkspeed"

Me:"Darkspeed Systems is a W group that creates games and proxies that bypass lightspeed"
by Thetntteam May 17, 2023
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Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!
Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys
by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
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