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Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small
by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024
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Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.
A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?
by Altoids tin February 11, 2024
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Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.
by Flipblip July 6, 2024
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Broccoli Squid

The unfortunate combination of someone being both a Broccoli Head and a Squid. This mutational crossover happens when a dude has the negative traits of each stereotype. They are very common at American universities, specifically in fraternities.

Broccoli Squid attributes:
- Mobbing gyms in large groups
- Exclusively drinking seltzers
- Listening to mumble rap
- Using words such as "rizz" and "huzz"
- Having TikTok be their personality
- Wearing pajamas, wifebeaters and a gold chain
- Lacking social awareness
That group of Broccoli Squids over there are doing tiktok dances in front of the bench press! Not again!
by GeedEater December 9, 2024
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Literally Squid Game

Referring to an overmarketed product which follows similar notes to Squid Game's over-marketisation by big corporations, ironically going against the entire point of the show.
1: Hey 2, know that show about money struggles that you liked? They just released a Happy Meal themed around it!
2: Literally Squid Game man.
by suprer June 28, 2025
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044 squid game

A: I'm so cunty I feel like 044 squid game
B: guide me Joan of arc
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Slippery Squid Shaker

When a man removes the tentacles and teeth from a squid so it cannot move, and then proceeds to use it as a fleshlight until the squid is shaking from the amount of semen it has digested
Petaon 1: Yo i gave my brother a slippery squid shaker last night
Person 2: nigga what
by Freaky Gooner 405 July 18, 2025
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