Throw anyone under 5’11 with no repercussions!!
No needed permission, throw anyone under 5’11 even you can do it as a short person!
No needed permission, throw anyone under 5’11 even you can do it as a short person!
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Get the National fuck a short girl day mug.3 wankers from Australia who decided (without a sane person's opinion) that they were 'freakin' hawt' and tried to learn an instrument-failed miserably-and decided that because they (almost) aced "Smoke On The Water" that they could form a super hawt boy band, so they did. They gained a lot of friends (on Myspace) and then played some gigs locally. They were mega chuffed when they realised they actually had fans! OMG, like 4 of them. Four fucking scene kids. It's just so ironic that they happened to be 4 years old and weighed 444kg, SEXY! Anyway, it was this that made them decide that they were on the path to ultimate stardom! So, they spiked up their shit hair, put their gay face on, banged a few kiddie groupies and finally busted out a few tunes-which were shit. In the Summer of 2010, the lead vocalist, Shaun Diviney, tradgically (not) died. It seems as though he busted out too many shitty tunes, which busted his balls and he grew a vagina. Cause of death: homoness.
*popping sound*
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."
Oyeeeeah! ^,^
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."
Oyeeeeah! ^,^
by lava lamp madness September 23, 2010
Get the Short Stack mug.a) a term for a girl who has both performed and received oral sex and lost her anal virginity, but is still vaginally virgin.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
b) a hilarious term for a guy who has masturbated and watched porn, but who has never neither had oral or anal sex performed on him nor penetraded a girl's vagina with his member.
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im looking for virgins to help me deflower myself, but lol im also looking for a one sandwich short of a picnic girl, like myself. since everybody, or almost, masturbates and/or watches porn today, and giving and receiving oral and anal sex, i dont consider that losing one's virginity
reply to ad: im the girl you are looking for, im one sandwich short of a picnic myself; we'll get along just fine as an nsa-fwb ltr.
by Sexydimma December 14, 2012
Get the one sandwich short of a picnic mug.The act of forgetting the last text you sent to someone, making their response seem completely random.
Julie: I can't believe he would do something like that!
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.
Courtney: I know! It was totally rude.
Julie: Sorry, what was rude, I totally have short-term texting.
by lettherebeaubrey February 18, 2009
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Get the short stroking mug.After eating spicy foreign food, your butthole will burn when you do #2. Scortch Muffinz is a descriptive word describing this.
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