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Short Stack

3 wankers from Australia who decided (without a sane person's opinion) that they were 'freakin' hawt' and tried to learn an instrument-failed miserably-and decided that because they (almost) aced "Smoke On The Water" that they could form a super hawt boy band, so they did. They gained a lot of friends (on Myspace) and then played some gigs locally. They were mega chuffed when they realised they actually had fans! OMG, like 4 of them. Four fucking scene kids. It's just so ironic that they happened to be 4 years old and weighed 444kg, SEXY! Anyway, it was this that made them decide that they were on the path to ultimate stardom! So, they spiked up their shit hair, put their gay face on, banged a few kiddie groupies and finally busted out a few tunes-which were shit. In the Summer of 2010, the lead vocalist, Shaun Diviney, tradgically (not) died. It seems as though he busted out too many shitty tunes, which busted his balls and he grew a vagina. Cause of death: homoness.

*popping sound*
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."

Oyeeeeah! ^,^

by lava lamp madness September 22, 2010