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O. Henry surprise

Stories with wit and clever twist endings
A young couple is short of money but secretly wants to buy each other Christmas gifts. Della sells her beautiful hair, in order to buy a platinum fob chain for Jim's watch; while Jim sells his watch, to buy jeweled combs for Della's hair. O. Henry surprise.
by cinch January 31, 2012
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bullwinkle surprise

When you're fuckin a chick in the ass then when you're about to spager you put your thumbs on your head with your fingers up, yell random crap and she looks back all confused and you punch her in the face then you put your dick in her mouth and spager
by Toristo June 13, 2004
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KFC Surprise

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The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:

STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box

STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole

STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"

Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis
I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye
by BoyDoods August 3, 2008
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Cheesecake surprise

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
She told me to be spontaneous, so i gave her a cheesecake surprise.
by Miller002 November 7, 2006
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surprise sex

the act of having intercourse without the other partner knowing about it at first commonly confused with rape your partner may scream NO!, Stop!, and Dont! but a kind reply of Surprise will let them know what is happening.
After Diane's Birthday party she was so wasted Jake totally surprised sex'd her, boy was she pissed the next morning.

Q: Would you try to stop her if she tried to rape you?
A: No I happen to be a fan of surprise sex I love gifts
by Yaahwayy the Great November 19, 2010
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Surprise Poop

The water that splashes up your butt hole when taking a shit.
When your sitting on the toilet and the dump is coming out and you think its going to flow like a river into the stream but then ends up shooting like a volcano straight into your ass. SURPRISE POOP!
by We wanna be WANGSTAS! June 17, 2011
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curry surprise

A nasty smeeling pussy, one that is musky and stinks of curry usually Indian people have them. Also see {fish taco}
Dude Anabieh spread her legs and I was like "Damn look at that curry surprise"
by Jungle fucker69 February 23, 2008
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