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stokes

"Wanna pack of stokes?"
"Nah man, got some already"
by AznShowStoppa January 27, 2008
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short strokin

when a guy is having sex with a girl and is taking it slow and easy, not too far in or out, especially during a flip session when you should just be destroying the girl
damn joe last night when you were hitting that flipper you were short strokin, what is she your wifey... i was bashing her
by truth1234 June 4, 2007
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Stoke City Football Club

Is not a council tax funded meeting place but the greatest football team in all of history, who recently beat Bolton wankers 5-0 in the semi finals of the FA cup and will go on to beat Manchester shitty city in the final. Their display on the pitch is always to premiership quality. These "fans" are seen at every match proudly wearing their red and white "whatever size" stoke shirts, scratching their perfectly plucked eyebrows wondering why Stoke are such a good team, communicating in the best way possible, singing and cheering the players on. They are known as "the loudest and proudest". They also can be heard proudly mentioning their success in 1972 of winning the League cup, a cup with great value.
Stoke City Football Club have got to be the greatest team ever
by coolmexicanguy May 10, 2011
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counter-strike: source

To date, Counter-Strike: Source has proven to be the best place for 12 year olds to prove they are better than you at life and that they screw your mom and that you're a complete flaming homosexual failure because his character shot you in the head and he screamed 'PWNT'. 'CSS' gives hopeless people hope in the fact that you can be good at nothing, not put any effort into real life development, not have a job, not be the least bit intelligent, not have any sort of education or training or skills for a job, not have a job, still live with your parents at 35, be a retarded stoner, not have a job, and still appear superior to everyone else because he has 9000 kills, 0 deaths and 1 latency. conversely, i love counter-strike source.
Guy 1: HAHAHA BOOM HEADSHOT!! I GET SO MANY HEADSHOTS IN COUNTER-STRIKE: SOURCE, HOLY S**T!

Life: You're still a failure.
by lingojac February 22, 2009
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Strokeular

When an album starts to sound repetitious, like so many of The Strokes albums do.
Stadium Arcadium shouldn't be a double album, you know?
After 18 tracks it starts to sound Strokeular.
by spookMYkins July 20, 2008
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Aerial strike T-bag

Noun When someone jumps in the air and T-bags another person.

A.K.A. (Also known as)

-Flying T-bag Tackle

T-bag Tackle

T-bag bomb
My brother would not shut up, so I launched an aerial strike t-bag at his face. Guess what? Mission accomplished!
by Murder Zone December 25, 2009
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counter strike

the reason why this site has many terms such as "gg uninstall, owned, noob."
u know the game counter strike?

yea i hurd its the reason why so much ppl lose control in games
by dylan zheng October 19, 2007
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