1)the act of spinning really hard naked aim to your partners face and hit your partner in the face with your testicles
2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
2)if you are a female you have to punch or kick your partner right in the ball sack while he is cuming or ball sack smashinig you
by Raphael M, Cam J ,Doug M April 2, 2008

by Spacer335 November 10, 2015

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”
When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.
by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

by hairyasshole22 September 19, 2019

The process of smashing your left testicle against your right, thus creating a testicular Newton's cradle.
by arizonaballsack December 30, 2013

by stinson2001 October 10, 2010

Ukulele Smashing Banditoes love to smash anything and anyone with their Ukuleles. This isn't some massacre that was started by Tyler Joseph..though it could be. Usually, when their ukulele is all worn down, they would steal other people's Ukuleles and keep on going with their mini rampage! Make sure to be careful and stay away with anyone who has a ukulele and yellow tape, you never know if it's just the nice Banditoes, or the more insane ones..
"Mom? Can I get a ukulele?"
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
"Why may you ask?"
"Well..I just need to smash this one Bandito real quick.."
"Oh," mom said. "These Ukulele Smashing Banditoes do love to sabotage."
by aestherehxia July 18, 2019
