Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth

Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something

by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

mofo sloths

A group of very close friends. Normally girls and more than 3 girls. Can also be used as a form of aggravation on a hot day at the zoo.

"Where are the mofo sloths?" -gc names

by trolled123 July 17, 2017

You be slothin'

To move slowly. To lack people in your step

Peppy, you be slothin'..

by Ngunz October 4, 2016

slobhand

Cute little irish kid, baabbbbee, my mommie

Look at slobhand go!

by Claire April 28, 2003

sloghead

1: the state of having excessive slog in your head
2: being inept, foolish, moronic, or existing in any other state of little to no intellegence
3: general insult

A: Well your mom's a slut!
B: Well you're a sloghead!
A: oh damn, I got boned
B: yes you did, yes you did.

by Rob April 4, 2005

sgothic

A cross between a Scallie and a Goth

Someone who could be wearing a Metallica hoodie and baggies, but at the same time, wearing Rockport shoes, a baseball cap and smoking a rollie.

by tadoftadsite September 8, 2005