Seasonal Recipe

When one is waisting another persons bandwidth without that persons aproval.

For example, “Dude, you’re making me a seasonal recipe, not cool man.”

by Ash Clarck October 3, 2017

there’s always next season

A phrase usually used for banter clubs such as Manchester City, Paris Saint-German and Arsenal. This is because they can never win the champions league and call it a mickey mouse trophy because they are tinpot clubs.

Bayern Fan: We beat you in the champions league 💀 your club is a joke
PSG Fan: Whatever there’s always next season

by YourAverageBrit September 22, 2023

Seasoned bitch

A bitch bagel

"dude quit being a seasoned bitch"

by TheUncutPimp November 12, 2023

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

sex season

a time our year where sex is highly desirable

“yo, it’s sex season bois”

“did you get some sauce last night” “of course it’s sex season!”

by kweensauce November 19, 2019

seasonal bitch

the one that gets used only when it’s convenient for the other person or when they need something

“he just wants me to do stuff for him when he wants something”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”

by ali_thun October 28, 2021

Open Season

A Rip Off of Family Guy

Open Season is Such A Family Guy Rip Off

by RawrXDDragonzord2006 November 4, 2023