scrotinuity

when your balls are itching in such a fashion that you drop everything, including your pants, regardless of the situation, and scratch them.

Lewis was chatting up some babes at the beach when he got scrotinuity and dropped his pants and itched his glory in front of them.

by smo katinny May 14, 2009

Scrotulism

When one, or both, testicles are ejaculated during orgasm. There is no way to predict the disease as there are no warning symptoms however doctors at Johns Hopkins believe that concentrating on less stimulating imagery while masturbating can greatly reduce the chances of this happening (eg: a gardening magazine). There is, as of yet, no cure although it is manageable. A catheter is inserted between the testicles into the Urethra to facilitate more accurate urination and a small prosthetic scrotum can be used to protect the exposed testicles. Salt should not be applied to exposed testicle tissue.

Patient: 911? MY BALLS HAVE JUST COME OUT THE END OF MY DICK!!!

911 Operator: It's Scrotulism sir. A doctor will be with you shortly.

by The man with the 'stash. June 4, 2009

Scrote Burner

Popular in American Football, especially at the Division III level in Western New York. The act of torching a weak, penis loving cornerback on a 'fade' or 'go' route. Often a wide-receiver will come to the line- see he is lined up against a scrote of a cornerback- and audible into a scrote burner.

9 times out of 10 the cornerback will recognize this audible, begin to panic, and ultimately embarrass himself and be pulled from the game. He will be given the chance to redeem himself through his fellatiotic activities towards his coaching staff.

Wide-receiver:"Scrote burner, scrote burner!"
Cornerback: "ahhhh ohh no no no..."

Coach: "Nick if you ever want to play for me again you know what you going to have to do..."
Cornerback: "ahhh not again..."

by NSKilla21 June 12, 2009

SCROTUS

Supreme Court Republicans of the United States

-thanks Bob Reeves for the submission

Did you hear SCROTUS is trying to abolish Roe v Wade? man, fuck those guys.

by FriskyLingo July 2, 2018

Grunting Scrotus

A term referring to when an individual sucks on another male individual's scrotal sack (i.e.: balls, nuts, two pieces, hanging dice, etc) and the sucking sound makes a grunting noise as the person pulls their mouth off the sack.

Corey, who loves females, was getting his balls licked and heard an all too familiar sound. He said "ooh, I love the grunting scrotus"

by Don "grunting scrotus" May 26, 2009

sclott

A name given which derives from Daubhill, Bolton for marijuana leaves rolled into a cigarette for smoking

Oi Wots the sclott sayin.

by 2Tecz May 22, 2006

scootering scott

a boy who loves to scooter and his name is scott.
FUCKING BADASS w/ a sidekick.
he likes amps and halo and is just amazing
FWOOOTTTTT.

theres a legacy of scootering scott

by megan ceeee October 18, 2008