turd sandwich

A situation in which the alternative is only slightly worse than eating a turd sandwich.

Man, I would rather eat a turd sandwich than vote for GW b for president.

by Kenny bo August 27, 2006

Samwich [sandwich] [food]

The American pronounciation of the word 'sandwich' originating form the western state of Washington.

Biggie: Hey, can you go get me a samwich?

Angry Italian: Samwich? Ess thare an 'M' in the American pronounciation of the ward sandwich?

Biggie: What?

by Brennan Kennedy May 27, 2005

[sandwich]

the concotion of different substances, usually food together to make one single bieng and state of food. sandwiches can be used in all different ways such as washing machines, household objects, and they are great to hide small legoes or toys, drugs, etc in. they are found all over the world and are different wherever you may go.

ima go make a sandwich

i hid some coke in my sandwich

i accidently vaccumed my sandwich

i had a pesto and cheese sandwich for lunch today and as well as everyday

i put what i want in my sandwich bitch!!

by patty dub November 30, 2007

sandwich slap

Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.

Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.

Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.

by blaylock December 7, 2009

Sandwich Party

A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.

we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.

by Nildro February 12, 2010

Sandwich Mike

When you make a sandwich for your girlfriend and your asshole best friend throws a football and knocks it out of your hand where it lands on the beach. This is followed by other friends taunting you until you get so enraged that you pick the now very sandy sandwich back up and proceed to beat your asshole best friend in the face with it as revenge. This, in turn, is followed by the remaining fallen pieces of the sandwich being picked up once again by the asshole best friend who throws it in your face to try to prove how much of a douche bag he is.

Zach: "Hey, Danielle! I made this tasty sandwich for..."
*Asshole best friend throws football and hits your sandwich*
Zach: "What the fuck? Why are you being such a Sandwich Mike?"
Asshole Best Friend: "Oh, I'll show you a Sandwich Mike!"
*Sandy sandwich fight ensues and no one wins except the audience*

by LooseGears May 23, 2013

Sandwich

A food commonly used by men to oppress women.

This is a copy of a previous post but it is capitalized and has a period at the end in case anybody wanted a mug or t-shirt and wanted it to look better or is OCD. Sandwich.

by Autistic Gay Retard January 24, 2017