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safes

slang for condoms, used to eliminate any awkwardness in a social situation where you don't want everyone around to know what you are saying.
example 1
girl; "Damn I'm out of safes, do you have any?"
guy; "yeah, don't worry about it, I got this."

example 2
"there's no way he's getting anywhere tonight without safes"
by acrosome January 17, 2012
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safe sex

Something most people don't understand.
It's called a condom.
My whores and I practise safe sex. I don't wanna get second-hand shpongle on me.
by Falken January 17, 2003
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Safe

can be used as a greeting or as a thankyou
Safe man: hello man or Safe dude: thanks dude
by XSqueekX February 3, 2007
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Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
by Agent00abe April 21, 2008
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safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.
Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.
by dl luvin October 6, 2011
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safyan

Saf is a guy who is always stressed and will fuck up in anyway possible. He is also a very dank memer and feeds on memes for his dopamine or else he dies. He is so hilarious and the always cringe but no one cares.
That’s Safyan
by chloeyourgamergirl February 18, 2019
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On safari

- The activity or pursuit fostered by any majority racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic group (read as: primarily white people) who feel compelled to immerse themselves in the surroundings, cultural trappings and even geography of a non majority group, which ultimately feeds into their own deeply rooted feelings of racial, cultural, and/or socio-economic superiority.

- Treating the culture, religion, food, music, language, sexual orientation and overall identity of more "exotic" groupings as an interesting diversion, entertainment or fad, primarily there for a Safariite to enjoy as pop entertainment.

- Viewing the differentness of others as condescendingly "precious," "cute" or "neat."

- An intense fascination by the real or wholly perceived exoticm of others. c

- Akin to Caucasian safari goers in Africa, ensconced safely behind their pith helmets, armed guards, and lion-proof glass, viewing the rare and exotic wild animals of the Serengeti - just going about their normal, mundane existence in their natural habitat - with giddy fascination, wonder, and an odd combination of envy and pity.
Mr. and Mrs. Whitebread, ever the bored, suburban couple itching for a chance to be on safari, weasled their way into a Hindu wedding, knowing full well it would be a fascinating journey into the fragrantly exotic.
by GreatRedShark July 11, 2009
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