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Lirish Syndrome 

A contagious disease that is commonly found among sheep which induces it's user to have takes that are accordingly similar to tiktok user Lirishfwanime
He rated FLCL a 10/10 he must have Lirish Syndrome

Blind Gina Syndrome 

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.
I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

Brian Cox syndrome 

The psychological syndrome whereby the sufferer feels the need to wistfully look up at the night sky , spit out some meaningless physics equations and say the word "vast" several times.
(looking up at the night sky)

person 1. "space is truly vast perhaps even infinite"

person 2 . "you have classic Brian Cox syndrome"
Brian Cox syndrome by Alike Jousts September 23, 2012

Cuddly Wuddly Syndrome 

This means that something is so cuddly, it makes you want to hold it 24/7!
In other words, you can let go of a object.
Mollie "Hey I can't let go of my fluffy cat Apollo,he's so cuddly"

Jimmy " I think your suffering from cuddly wuddly syndrome."

Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS)

The frequent occurrence of when you're getting ready to head out with your friends, go to work, school, go on a hot date, etc, and you get the sudden urge to take a ten pound dump; this isn't just any ordinary dump, it's the kind where it's absolutely necessary and takes you at least ten minutes to excrete, thus causing you to be late.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you always late for class?
Guy 2: It's kind of embarrassing. I had to take a huge dump.
Guy 1: WTF?
Guy 2: I have Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS).

Court Imposter Syndrome 

When a person, either male or female, shows up to divorce court to “fake poor” in order to sway the judge to decide more in their favor and leave them less liable.
I studied up on how to truly embody the edge of homeless part, replete with the right degree of b.o., so there’d be no suspicion I was attempting to manipulate the court with just another lame and transparent example of Court Imposter Syndrome.