Chicken-speed

A guy who has intercourse as fast as a chicken.

Chicks know him to be a chicken-speed.

by Well Shookspear May 22, 2018

Dixie Speedball

When you drink strong sweet tea while smoking weed.

Working in this heat is exhausting, I could really use a dixie speedball.

by RebelliousRed August 13, 2018

Massachusetts Speed Bump

A Pothole.

You can't go fast down those little side streets, otherwise those Massachusetts speed bumps will wreck your cah.

by Hehe_Boobs September 3, 2018

scarlet speed

Quickie sex with a woman who is menstruating.

It's been that time of the month for my old lady but I still managed to scarlet speed 7 times!

by DanTheMan1__ September 21, 2018

Joerg speed

Slower then a turtle

Man you're going Joerg speed, you're super slow.

by TMMITL April 10, 2019

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other

I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

The Speed Zone

When you have been sending too many cursed images to your lads and they banish you to the Speed Zone through text, it’s a parallel to our world but everything is sped and a bunch of wack stuff happens. The only way to get out is by going through Guchhi India. Watch out though because if you take the wrong door you end up in hell.

“Hey Mom I’m just in the Speed Zone, I’m getting chased by Bill Clinton in a series of never ending connected bathrooms. You know how it B in the Speed Zone”

by Big Cakespot July 19, 2019