shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

Smutty-Doubt

The doubtful sensation when reading or watching smut in a public place and hoping that no one is peering over your shoulder.

"I was reading doujinshi in my lecture, when suddenly I was overtaken by a feeling of smutty-doubt"

by Ubersmut November 21, 2014

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015

shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex

The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight

by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015

shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

Shitty Bus Driver

Someone who is a terrible driver. For example, speeding, going off the road constantly, and paying more attention to whats happening inside the car than what is happening outside.

"Damn, Yolanda is a shitty bus driver."

by JehovahsWitness May 17, 2015

Shittybaggin'

When you're carrying a bag of some serious metaphorical shit behind you, and you keep getting happy and forgetting about it until the moment you look back and see that it's still there and it really bums you out.

Today has been so up and down for me, I must still be shittybaggin' about my bonsai dying.

by salgatron July 23, 2015