Puff Smileys

The best smileys ever created.

People using normal smileys wish they could use puff smileys.

by HT January 13, 2004

Glasgow Smile

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.

Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.

by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

get your smile on

To break out into an uncontrolable smile after eating a bag of really food chips

Photograoher: Say Cheese Timmy!
Timmy: frowns
parents: open a bag of Lays Cheddar and sour cream potato chips
Timmy: CHEESE! *grins*

Lays, git your smile Oooon!

by rggagag May 13, 2005

coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 17, 2003

philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.

The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".

by CS Buchanan July 15, 2006

Smileys

The plural form of a smiley. When typed on any microsoft thing, it shows that both smilies and smileys are wrong.

Jack: "Hey dude, did you make those smileys I told you about?"

John: "Whoops, I forgot all about them. Isn't that supposed to be spelt differently?"

Jack: "What? I got this from Urban Dictionary.com, sheeze!"

by Udypmseo Logego March 27, 2009

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

When you put the Super Idol lyrics to English using the Google translate.
Then you're probably as twice as bored.

Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as your sweet August noon sun is not as dazzling as you love 105 °C you dripping pure distilled water

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh March 9, 2022