Robert

When a person is too stupid to know what’s even going on around them

Hey look at that Robert, he can’t see he’s being played for all his money when it’s clear as day

by SirDorkLord June 13, 2024

robert tittle

He'll do.

"Your husband, Robert Tittle, seems nice."
"He'll do."

by 1MrsT November 24, 2021

robert goldstein

term used by white people to insult other white people who are pro-miscegenetation

if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means

by Sexydimma January 8, 2014

Robert

When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed

Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."

by That guys from the Woodz September 4, 2023

naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!

"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"

by robert himself November 22, 2021

Roberts

A fucking god

All hail powerwolf

Roberts means all hail powerwolf

by Golden_Reaper1 October 17, 2021

Robert

An old math teacher that is obsessed with reading on tablets and trying to be with the trend.has a very ugly dog that looks like a rat and cares about his tablet more. But watch out because he might hit you with his knock off jeep also known as a veep when he is listening to his audio books

Roberts friend:Hey Robert wanna come over

Robert:ya let me finish my audio book and I’ll be right over in my veep

by Tablet yummy April 25, 2019