Fucking Retard

Someone who is even worse than a retard. Is a spastic, and has an IQ less than 40.

Rishi Jobanputra
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Rishi Jobanputra is a Fucking Retard

by at_man March 24, 2009

reintardnation

An idiotic idea brought back to life again.

Agloco.com - the latest pay-to-surf website is a reintardnation of that blast from the 2000 bust, AllAdvantage.com

by whatihearyousayingis.com December 10, 2007

Retarded Prehominid

A Retarded Prehominid. Someone so spectacularly stupid, they cannot be considered human.

I wouldn't listen to the Bishop if I were you, he's a retarded prehominid and should be treated with the contempt his position demands.

by Bensonpup August 4, 2008

Retarded Pain

A pain that increases so rapidly that all control of basic motor functions is lost and all you can manage to do is moan in agony.

Once while pushing a car in sandals my foot was in the path of the tire and as the car got right on top i became struck with Retarded Pain and was unable to push the car off until a friend helped me.

by Tw34kd November 13, 2009

ReidTarded

Not to be mistaken with retarded, this is a completely normal person who acts like and performs an act that is like that of a person who is 100 IQ points below them.

What did Barry just write? It was like he was ReidTarded.

or

Wow! that is a ReidTarded tatoo.

by Tech Taller November 13, 2011

Retard Lifeguard

The friend who cockblocks you purposefully in order to make sure losers don't waste your time.

Some girl: "Oh my God, did you see that douche trying to talk to Jill?"
Jill's retard lifeguard: "Yeah, when she went to the bathroom, I told him she was pregnant."

by thatgirltrippy September 23, 2013

retard dialect

A person fluent in the language of retard

The cashier only understood retard dialect.

by @RealOne May 26, 2015