Put your rag in your pocket

Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 08, 2020
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moronic jizz rag

Alternative spelling & synonym for Donald Trump’s hairpiece
Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
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Dong Doo Rag

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."
by queefmaster2000 March 07, 2011
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toe rag

A tramp, hobo or petty thief... a homeless person, without means of support...
Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" - toe rag

Just a toe rag on the run.
How did I get here?
What have I done?
When will all my hopes arise?
How will I know him?
When I look in my father's eyes.
by Don45 January 25, 2017
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toe rag

Toe Rag As a Derogatory Term: Some expats refer to the local Arab peoples as Toe rags (a derogatory term) as it rhymes with word Tuareg. The Tuareg people refer to a large Berber ethnic confederation.
Met some camel riding toe rags on the way...
by The Craic October 29, 2017
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Wank rags

Tabloid newspapers in the United Kingdom, simply and sensationally written, and politically biased. Often containing photographs of scantily clad (and sometimes) nude women. Also referred to as "Red Tops", for their red nameplate. Examples include The Sun, The Daily Star & The Daily Mirror
"Tomorrow - from broadsheets to wank rags - I want pages one, two and three to be a profile of Tom looking like a fucking political colossus, you know - Tom meeting the Pope, Tom in a NHS hospital chatting to little, baldie kiddies." - Malcolm Tucker (The Thick of It)
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Rag pudding

Going down on a lady during her monthly cycle.
by G-Semi March 14, 2020
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