A member of the tremendous battalion of lame New Jersey post-hardcore/power pop/blargh/pseudo-genre bending radio-friendly over-produced bands that have recently broken into the American mainstream in an unexpected manner. One of the many bands who are worshipped by legions of former preps who now wear studded belts, Chuck Taylors, and check their Myspace account every six minutes. Fans of My Chemical Romance are usually in-between everything. They're too "refined" to like Linkin Park, Korn, and other ultra-mainstream angst-peddlers but too dense and flat to really do much more than haphazardly dabble in bands that are somewhat more challenging to get into, such as pre-"Dark Side of the Moon" Pink Floyd and Sonic Youth.
My Chemical Romance is mainly at home in combining the sad-sack tendencies of emo lyrics and the overbearing self-absorption found therein (yes I know they're not emo you fucking idiots, emo is a very specific style of music that for all practical purposes has been dead for a few years. But you're truly a moron if you don't think they at least borrow some elements of that genre) with the overdone theatrics of prog rock and metal while having absolutely none of the virtuosity associated with those genres. Makes use of the same limp musicianship that is present in every other generic "dynamic" or "emotional" (short for "not really good at anything") rock band currently making 16 year old girls with glasses and acne cream their pants across the country.
Speaking of their lyrics, this band is nothing special when compared to their peers while absolutely awful compared to somewhat decent bands. One of the "good songs" another person mentioned in another definition contains the following lyrics:
" And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground
And if they get me take this spike to my heart and
And if they get me and the sun goes down
And if they get me take this spike and
You put the spike in my heart
And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones
And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there
Someone call the doctor, someone get me to a church
Where they can pump this venom gaping hole
And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat
And if they come and get me
You put the spike in my heart"
Good God. Nothing but lame, weak metaphors about hearts, souls, secrets, gaping holes in all three, and other asinine, pretentious bullshit that is showcased in most songs in this God-forsaken genre. Overblown, meandering pablum that doesn't really even mean anything.
My Chemical Romance is mainly at home in combining the sad-sack tendencies of emo lyrics and the overbearing self-absorption found therein (yes I know they're not emo you fucking idiots, emo is a very specific style of music that for all practical purposes has been dead for a few years. But you're truly a moron if you don't think they at least borrow some elements of that genre) with the overdone theatrics of prog rock and metal while having absolutely none of the virtuosity associated with those genres. Makes use of the same limp musicianship that is present in every other generic "dynamic" or "emotional" (short for "not really good at anything") rock band currently making 16 year old girls with glasses and acne cream their pants across the country.
Speaking of their lyrics, this band is nothing special when compared to their peers while absolutely awful compared to somewhat decent bands. One of the "good songs" another person mentioned in another definition contains the following lyrics:
" And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground
And if they get me take this spike to my heart and
And if they get me and the sun goes down
And if they get me take this spike and
You put the spike in my heart
And if the sun comes up will it tear the skin right off our bones
And then as razor sharp white teeth rip out our necks I saw you there
Someone call the doctor, someone get me to a church
Where they can pump this venom gaping hole
And you must keep your soul like a secret in your throat
And if they come and get me
You put the spike in my heart"
Good God. Nothing but lame, weak metaphors about hearts, souls, secrets, gaping holes in all three, and other asinine, pretentious bullshit that is showcased in most songs in this God-forsaken genre. Overblown, meandering pablum that doesn't really even mean anything.
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Get the My Chemical Romance mug.a alternative/rock band from jersey,also known as MCR or My chem. gerard way is the lead singer, frank iero is the rhythm guitarist, ray toro is the lead guitarist, mikey way is the bassist, bob bryer is the drummer. they have 3 albums (i brought you my bullets you brought me your love, three cheers for sweet revenge, and their newest album "the black parade").
by tash1234567 January 19, 2008
Get the My Chemical Romance mug.One of the worst bands out of New Jersey. Their lead singer, Gerard can't sing live to save to safe his own worthless life. Mikey the bassist can't play bass and he is ugly. They just put him in the band because they felt sorry for him. Frank their guitarist compensates for his horrible playing by falling all over the place and acting like a bat out of hell on stage. Bob their drummer should of never joined the band. He should of kept his day job. And Ray their lead guitarist should leave the band and make a new one. He is the only one who has talent in the band. No wonder their orginal drummer left the band.
Their are rumors that some people in the band are gay. The band denies it. If people are constanly questioning their sexuality, they must be doing something wrong.
Their lead singer Gerard had a drinking problem and he wanted to kill himself. He should of taken his life and did the the world a HUGE favor.
Their are rumors that some people in the band are gay. The band denies it. If people are constanly questioning their sexuality, they must be doing something wrong.
Their lead singer Gerard had a drinking problem and he wanted to kill himself. He should of taken his life and did the the world a HUGE favor.
Some dumb ass fan-MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE IS THE BEST BAND EVER!!!!!11111111
A person with real music taste-Their goes another person MCR has brain- washed with their awful music.WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
A person with real music taste-Their goes another person MCR has brain- washed with their awful music.WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!
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Roanoke College Underground fraterntities hold parties that consist of trashing chartered fraternity parties, and alumni weekend brochure does not mention anything about the Multi-cultural events on campus anywhere on it despite a promise made by the people in charge to include minority activity.
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