real life human being

Real life human being...
Means a human being that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes...and is not a computer....

When i take the time to call a business /service company that i pay a monthly bill to...i expect to discuss my questions/concerns with a real life human being....a real llfe human being....who is a human being ...that lives on planet earth...who eats...breathes and is not a computer...instead of me getting pissed off at a computer....that has no ears... to hear me speak slowly...ever...i think customer service is person to person....and all persons deserve a job....not a computer...

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 18, 2017

Real

When something brutal or sick happens, but it's not unreal to the point where you'd actually call it unreal

"duuude, that kid just did a kickflip down 15 steps"
"that's real as fuck"

"duuude, that kid just did a kickflip down 15 steps"
"that's real as fuck"

"god damn, the hottest chick in the school is single"
"reeeeeeeeeeal"

by Mekakoro November 12, 2017

Real Stiff Penis

1. An endearing term for someone who is just a real big dick. One who is an all around cock.

2. What girls or guys like spending upon orientation. A real hard cock.

My boss is a real stiff penis. What a jerk off.

Rachel is a whore. She’s always down for a real stiff penis.

by Eaton Holgoode October 17, 2018

Real nigga

A mythological creature every female tends to search for after being hurt over & over again by you lame ass lil boys

"Where can I find a real nigga?"
"The same place all the unicorns & fairies are"

by Yourfavcounselor June 18, 2019

Real Muthaphukkin G

Eazy E

Eazy E is a Real Muthaphukkin G

by Guy Dude Person Human Mammal April 30, 2020

REAL live

Used in the streets, puts emphasis on the reality
Of a person, place, or thing,

1.) That's a real live possum right their moe.
2.) That's a real live gangsta right their
3.) Those real live louis no fake joints

by Royal L aka dmvshawtyonthebeat September 30, 2020

Fo-Real

Term/Name used to describe/to call Jake Graydon, derauged from the steez and way he acts when he is under the influence of Guiedo (see Marijuana)

"Yo Fo-Real, wats the steez yo?"
"Hey is he Fo-Real right now?"
"He is Fo-Real"

by R-Dub-B November 10, 2003