Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.

Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously

by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013

musical rape

When you are in the car with someone and they force you to listen to bad music on the radio and you can't take it anymore.

I was in the car with my dad and he forced musical rape on me with his oldies country, and he refused to change the channel.

by jjhsdfg November 2, 2007

Snape Rape

Any Harry Potter fanfiction or fan art which contains the character Severus Snape commiting an act of rape on any man/woman/werewolf

Titan - Dude were you whacking it to HP slash last night?
Blackdog - No doubt, straight up Snape Rape!

by The Fresh July 9, 2007

piggy rape

When a really fat and obese person rapes a really tiny scrawny person.

I'm scared for life dude that giant bitch from the club piggy raped me, she broke 3 ribs and for some reason my asshole hurts .

by mmmeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!? July 8, 2011

jowl rape

The unsolicited or uncomfortable attack of a person or animals lips or appendages upon ones jowls

after a bros night out i was chased around the apartment and pinned down only to be jowl raped by another man

by el primer capitan February 1, 2013

lane rape

1. When you are walking in a crowded hallway any people start drifting from there lane into your way.
2. Drifting into the left lane in a vehicle (lane raping the person in the left lane)

Person on phone: so last night I was- HEY GET OUTTA THE WAY, sorry this chick was totally committing lane rape.

by allons-ycompanion March 13, 2015

Ear rape

A very loud bassbosted noise, music, or sound that is so loud it hurts to listen to

I was on YouTube and then a ear rape video came on now my ears hurt

by Jookson910 February 9, 2018