Chair queef 

The act of sitting on a leather chair and it letting out air.

Did you fart?

Nah man, it was a chair queef

Chair queef by annonymouslegacy November 13, 2013

titty-queef 

A titty-queef, or tittie-queef, or TQ, is the act of expelling air from between or under one or both titties due to flapping against the chest during a sexual act.

Guy: "Yo, gurl, did you just titty-queef?"
Gurl: "No, I just normal queefed."

titty-queef by meowforfuckssake October 21, 2014

philly queef steak 

When a female shoves pieces of chopped steak up her vagina hole and proceeds to queef them out when they are good and done. When she exerts her load, the pieces of steak shoot out like bullets and if you are in the path, you could be a victim of Philly queef steak welts.

Bill said Hillary was a thirsty girl that wanted more meat in her snatch, so she proved him right by perfectly executing the Philly Queef Steak on him in the White House bedroom.

philly queef steak by BoobieDixon69 October 29, 2015

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

facial queef by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

surrogate queef 

when a woman's fart bubble travels frontwards to her vagina and is released.

Susie, did you just surrogate queef? Verb

What's a surrogate queef? Noun

Your mother is a surrogate queef...lol roasted. Adjective

surrogate queef by QueefLord April 19, 2016

mouth queef 

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.

Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf

mouth queef by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016

greasy queef 

when you are using oil during coitus and your produce a queef that consists of oil and pussy juices

Me and Ricky were having a oil orgy last week and i had a greasy queef!

greasy queef by lildicknigga1219 May 17, 2016