warped puppy

Midwestern term used by wives to describe dumb husbands.

Kevin is such a warped puppy.

by Pepethexlown December 24, 2020

Puppy

A puppy is a cute bundle of happiness that needs to be loved and fed

Did you see that puppy she looks so adorable I just want to hug her

by Some Random Guy From Maryland November 12, 2020

Puppy Nuts

Term used to describe someone with a plethora of electrical mechanical knowledge and skills.

Could you imagine how difficult this install would be without puppy nuts?

by Definitelynottray November 12, 2020

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

Dirty Puppy

When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.

Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”

by Grapfruit January 3, 2021

The puppy with no teeth

When a man's penis bumps a women's cervix during intercourse. Probably a French term.

"She had a small, tight pussy, and I bumped 'the puppy with no teeth' a couple of times as we fucked.

by buckdancer50 January 13, 2021