pulling turnips

The act of delivering dual simultaneous hand jobs simulating the motions of a farmer pulling turnips. This action is usually performed while sitting between two people in an automobile.

After Dave called shotty, Peter was relegated to pulling turnips in the back seat.

by Leopold's Stotch October 1, 2010

Pulling a Carter

The act of pulling a carter consists of removing comments or friends in a Facebook argument when you are obviously losing it. The person who pulls a carter generally tends to be a flamer with long black hair, gay purple shoes and is a really huge douche. He also probably long boards once a year but tells everybody he skateboards. if you know anybody like this please seek help for them. Monkey wrenches and rags soaked in Drano are recommended for rehabilitation, sharpened screw -driver shanks are also recommended.

pulling a carter should be something along the lines of this.

Mike - "ya the other day Joe was trying to convince me Reptar could beat Baman and Piderman"

Larry - "Oh really? He is obviously wrong, Baman and Piderman would definetly DP Reptar's scaly green ass"

Mike - "totally dude, and when i went to check it the other day he had removed all his comments and removed me as a friend"

Larry - "Oh wow he totally pulled a carter"

by Baman&Piderman June 30, 2010

Pulled a garvey

to kiss someone of the age of 17

hey dude.......she totally pulled a garvey on him.

by Tiernan February 12, 2008

pull a pinto

To either do the following:

1. Pierce a part of ones own body (bonus: and not have an ear ring to put it through)
2. Eat a spider (bonus: for 20 bucks)
3. Just act like an idiot

"Dude, don't pull a pinto"

by annnnnnooonyyymousss February 23, 2008

Pulling a Valerie

In the world of music, writing a song shortly before a performance (typically about an hour before) and then playing it, typically unfinished. Basically the ultimate form of musical procrastination in the form of last-minute songwriting. Named for a singer/songwriter named Valerie who frequents open mics in the Philadelphia area and developed this technique as her trademark.

The audience roared with applause when they realized the singer was pulling a Valerie.

by pullerofvaleries May 8, 2008

Pulling a J.D.

To imagine a completely random situation in your head during a conversation that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're thinking about.

Damn, I did bad on that math test. I guess I spent too much time pulling a J.D. in class by thinking about monkeys when the professor was talking.

by TJ Griers March 18, 2008

pulling a brittany.

pleasuring yourself; playing

jenna is pulling a brittany.

by encino man February 27, 2009