Pickle Fucker

A high school initiation where seniors yank down a freshman's pants and shove a pickle up their anus and make them walk 10 feet. If the pickle falls out before they hit the 10 foot mark, they must take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Randall: Before he was the Mad Duckets guy, he was just Pickle Fucker. You see freshman year, the seniors would hunt us down and put us through what they called "initiations". They'd stuff us in the lockers or throw us in the girl's shower room naked. But Lance here got the worst of it. The seniors yanked down his pants and shoved a pickle up his ass and made him walk 10 feet. The pickle fell out before he hit the 10 foot mark. He had to take a bite of it, reinsert it, and walk again.

Elias: Ewww.

Randall: Ya, but don't worry, he made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites.

Lance: I bet you're the only one who still remembers that story, Graves.

Randall: Oh I bet you still remember it pretty vividly Pickle Fucker.

by KnightofNerdom December 23, 2018

pickle gal

The woman that holds the juiciest pickles(situations ) of everyone. You can always count on the pickle gal to give you the information.

Emily , you are such a pickle gal . You seriously have the juiciest gossip!

by JVAS February 11, 2019

Picklefish

A descriptive word used to describe the hair left in the shower that usually blocks water from going down the drain.

Did you clean the picklefish out of the drain?

by Phloppy February 17, 2019

pickle bulge

When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but you’re trying to be polite

Bradon: My girlfriend won’t ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge

by Dean Gulbarry February 20, 2019

Pickle licker

Someone who agressively kisses the back of their own hand, to find comfort in which others can not provide.

"Sally was once happy and cheerfull, but now she has turned into a pickle licker

by A peacfull lasagna July 3, 2019

Pickle tickle

A woman stroking a mans dick

“My girlfriend gave me a pickle tickle last night”

by B1bobboy August 28, 2019

picklelock

When you get lockjaw while giving a blowjob.

Ohhhh, belvedere my gloitiousmaxiumous is experiencing a strain of picklelock this morning....

by Dakota12339 September 6, 2019