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pre-anal sex check

When a person, usually female, uses their finger to check their anus and make sure there is no fecal matter in the area prior to anal sex.
My bff told me that she always does a pre-anal sex check before anal with a new guy or her man, because the first time she did it his penis came out covered in feces and smelly.
by aNONaMRS July 25, 2014
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Pre-B Day

The last day you spend with a significant other, romantically, before breaking up.

(Could also be worded as "The Last Day")
Can we have a Pre-B Day?
by Princess_Halle August 16, 2014
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pre cray

Before someone was crazy
"Do you prefer Brittany Spears when she was pre cray or cray cray?"
by meep1234567 May 27, 2015
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pre-queef

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.

On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015
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pre-shame

the state of advanced self loathing one experiences before a night out on 'shame' aka Mcat.
"Dude, I'm feeling some serious pre-shame right now..... I'm getting fucked up on Mcat later"
by The Beef Heart Brothers. July 31, 2016
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pre-drinkies

Gettin absolutely mortal before a night out on glens & lambrini
Wanna have pre-drinkies before beths? Lets get MORTAL
by Ahahahahaha90 July 25, 2016
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Pre-Spray

(Verb) Pre-spraying is when someone knows that they are about to take a massive shit, like a bomb; a volcano; the big one, so they spray air freshener before hand so they don't have to bare the stank and/or so they don't have to spray as much air freshener to rid of the stank afterwards.
I had Taco Bell last night, so I pre-sprayed the bathroom before I shat because I knew dat shit was goin to stank.
by OGMacMaster055 July 10, 2016
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