Ass-pound April

Starts on the 1st of April, and ends on April 30. You must ass-pound your partner for 4 hours straight, every day.
Brandon: Ready for Ass-pound April?
Chad: Hell yeah! I be having the bitches pull up!
by SnowyBoardingFish October 31, 2021
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Flower Pounding

Watching some Dr. Phil, drinking wine, and Flower Pounding is the definition of a productive Friday night.
by Sean Murry November 29, 2018
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dry pounded

Getting humped without being wet and him not using lube
Guy a: did you hook up with Stephanie?
Guy b: Yeah dude, she got fucking dry pounded!
by shamefuldaddy August 17, 2017
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The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.
The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
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60 Volt Pounding

the act of using a 60v sawzall with the dildo attachment to pound out your butthole, only done by yellow 60v power tool fans fans for personal satisfaction

can also be used as "60 Volt Pounded" for past tense
scenario 1:the other morning after getting off from a very long 13.72 hour nightshift, i proceeded to climb in my tempurpedic mattress with adjustable box spring. After setting the mattress to position 2 (the best for 60 Volt pundings), i then 60 Volt pounded myself for the next hour until the battery died. those new 60v batteries really push the extra power needed for a good 60 Volt pounding!!

scenario 2: I 60 Volt pounded myself last night with the new larger attachment and the oscillating option. WOW, what a sensational rush

scenario 3: Vinny, why dont you sit down dor a moment?...na im good brah Because my ass is destroyed from when i 60 Volt pounded myself last night

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